VANILLA
BEAN
42G PROTEIN / PINT
Real vanilla bean. Not a lab's idea of it. Scoop-shop nostalgia, zero junk. Love or hate cottage cheese, you'll love this.
Now in 400+ Sprouts. Order on Instacart. 44g protein. Half the fat.
Since the 1800s, sort of
Say it with us: schmierkäse. German for “smear cheese.” To 19th-century Americans, smearcase simply meant cottage cheese. Milkmen hauled it door to door and families ate it by the spoonful. We took that same old-school protein powerhouse, froze it, and made it taste like the scoop shop. Same cheese. Way better pint.
About Us
42G PROTEIN / PINT
Real vanilla bean. Not a lab's idea of it. Scoop-shop nostalgia, zero junk. Love or hate cottage cheese, you'll love this.
44G PROTEIN / PINT
More protein than any pint on the market. No seed oils. Real, creamy peanut butter. Standing alone at the top.
40G PROTEIN / PINT
Real fresh-cut strawberries. No dyes. Summer in a pint, half the fat. Proof that pink doesn't have to be fake.
43G PROTEIN / PINT
Real espresso extract. Dark chocolate chunks. Nothing artificial, nothing boring. Beats your morning americano.
⊘ SEED OILS
No canola, no soybean, no sunflower sludge. Just cottage cheese, real flavor and the stuff you can pronounce.
⊘ ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS & DYES
If it's pink, it's because of strawberries. If it tastes like coffee, it's because it's coffee.
⊘ FULL-FAT CREAM BASE
Cottage cheese does the heavy lifting, so the pint stays creamy without drowning in cream.
⊘ 10G “PROTEIN” PINTS
Four times the protein of the pints pretending to be healthy. Boosted with collagen, because why not.
Where to buy
See what they're saying
“I came for the protein. I stayed because it actually tastes like ice cream.”
“Mocha Joe replaced my afternoon coffee and my post-gym shake.”
“I hate cottage cheese. I finished the pint. Do with that what you will.”
“Finally a pink pint that isn't lying to me.”
“Found it at Sprouts, now I clear the shelf every Sunday.”
“44 grams. In a pint. That I eat in one sitting. No notes.”
Questions, answered
Frozen Cottage Cheese ice cream. We start with cottage cheese instead of a heavy-cream base, boost it with collagen and churn it into a real, scoopable pint.
Nope. It tastes like ice cream from your favorite scoop shop. Cottage cheese haters have been converted. We keep a list.
Between 40 and 44 grams, depending on the flavor. Peanut Butter leads at 44g, more than any pint on the market. Full numbers live on our nutrition facts page.
In 400+ Sprouts Farmers Markets across 25+ states, or delivered through Instacart. Use the store finder to find the closest freezer.
Cottage cheese, collagen and real flavor: vanilla bean, peanut butter, strawberries, espresso and dark chocolate. No seed oils, no artificial flavors, no dyes. Yes, it's gluten-free.
Keep it frozen. For the creamiest scoop, let the pint sit on the counter for five minutes first. Or don't, we're not your mom.
